Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland, Eh?

I'm a Tim Burton fan. I'll happily admit it. I loved Edward Scissorhands. I loved Ed Wood. Hell, the other day, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was playing on ABC Family and I couldn't look away. So, inevitably, I can't wait for Alice In Wonderland. What book has more hey-look-at-me weirdness? That's a classic? What director has more of a hey-look-I'm behind-the-camera style more so than Tim Burton?

It should be an extravaganza like Burton's last three, kind of, epics (Sweeney had all the works; Big Fish was kind of long and stuff and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory had music and costumes and yummy set designs). This will be perfect for him. A dark, detailed story with weird-o characters. He'll probably, somewhere, throw in Deep Roy in every frickin' scene. That's sort of freaky isn't it? (But I still loved it in Charlie).

He's going to have Mia Wasikowska,who the Rural Juror thinks is a future star. Maybe he can shot her up to stardom. Or maybe not.

I can't wait. I'm sorry, but it pains me I have to wait two years. It's going to be awesome. For me, at least. I'm not too cool for school. Burton, a few years ago, was probably the first director I really admired. Do I admire him as much now? Not quite. But his movies are fun and stylish..so, what the hay, let's rank them!

The top five productions...

5. Planet of the Apes..crucify me, I liked it.



4. Edward Scissorhands



3. Ed Wood



2. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory



1. Big Fish



I may get some crap for this...